Canyon. Pizza. This either strikes fear/regret into your hungover heart, causes your empty gut to grumble in glee, or has no impact on you because you are a normal person who lives in the non-Penn State real world. Boo to the real worlders. To those of you love canyon, I send you a virtual high five in solidarity. To those of you who hate Canyon I ask you this: What the fuck is wrong with you? It is delicious, open late, and a fucking DOLLAR A SLICE. I like two kinds of pizza in this world: High class thin crust pies with gourmet ingredients in trendy, well-lit locations, or cheap ass, street gutter, late night, greasy shit. Middle of the road is overrated. So here’s to you, oh Canyon my Canyon. Bon app y’all.
A dollar a slice
Drown its grease soaked cardboard crust
In the Great Ranch Lake