Foodku Poetry

Foodku. (fd’k) awesome noun.  1. A made up word formed from the words “food” and “haiku” 2. Life changing 17-syllable poetry by your favorite food blogger 3. A shameless attempt to boost daily views with amusing, amateur poems and anecdotes.

Foodku #1 – An ode to coffee

Foodku #2 – Who wants popcorn?

Foodku #3 – Asparagus frustrations

Foodku #4 – Hey chocolate chip cookie ❤

Foodku #5 – Oh my darling, oh my darling, Oh my daaaaaarling clementine

Foodku #6 – Happy birthday Edgar Allan Poe

Foodku #7 – Grilled cheese goodness

Foodku #8 – Its really cold out and it makes my coffee get cold 😦

Foodku #9 – Biscoff spread AKA Cookie  butter

Foodku #10 – Coconut water conundrum

Foodku #11 – Chia seeds, a silent killer

Foodku #12 – Greek yogurt conspiracy

Foodku #13 – I am so fucking sick of coconut oil

Foodku #14 – Triscuits! How fun!

Foodku #15 – A great historical take on breakfast cereal

Foodku #16 – Gouda the Great

Foodku #17 – Happy Chinese New Year!

Foodku #18 – Legendary nooks and crannies in Thomas’ english muffins

Foodku #19 – Pizza grease food porn

Foodku #20 – Peppermint tea dreams

Foodku #21 – Me hating on Sochi, but loving on beets

Foodku #22 – Muffins make everything okay

Foodku #23 –  A caramel sauce that changed my life

Foodku #24 – Caramel take two

Foodku #25 – Sexy Carl’s Jr. ads make me feel conflicted

Foodku #26 – The world is a sno-cone

Foodku #27 –  A Valentine’s Day rant against my least favorite candy

Foodku #28 – French pastries

Foodku #29 – SHAMROCK SHAKES OH MY GOD

Foodku #30 –  I had peanut M&Ms for breakfast and I’m not even sorry

Foodku #31 – Powdered. Donuts.

Foodku #32 – A coffee themed food-porn-ku

Foodku #33 – An ode to Billy Joel and the foods of NYC

Foodku #34 – Chips and salsa anyone?

Foodku #35 – Fuck you toothpaste.

Foodku #36 – Apricot: how do YOU pronounce it?

Foodku #37 – Berry smoothies + cold weather = 😦

Foodku #38 – Microwavable lemon cakes save lives

Foodku #39 – Brookies: a Brownie/Cookie foodgasm

Foodku #40 – Canyon Pizza, FTW

Foodku #41 –  For my boo, broccoli

Foodku #42 – I MADE MONKEY BREAD

Foodku #43 – A soup poem for a sick lady friend

Foodku #44 – You put the avocado on the toast and you eat ’em both up

Foodku #45 – Sunday funday breakfast poem

Foodku #46 – Steel cut oats

Foodku #47 – Grilled naan bread = noms

Foodku #48 – Strawberry popcorn say whaaaat?!

Foodku #49 – An ode to espresso, written in Italian

Foodku #50 – A Fifty Shades of Grey inspired poem to gravy

Foodku #51 – What better way to celebrate Amish day than with pie?

Foodku #52 – Johhny Appleseed was a dirty hippie

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